Oh crap, indeed!
Oh Crap #1:
A couple of days ago, I was giving Sean some medicine and a little bit dribbled out. He says "Oh crap!" I wasn't sure I heard right so I asked what it was he said and with an angelic smile said "Oh crap, mommy!" Seriously, at three and a half he hears this (I don't think from me) and repeats it in the perfect context. Scary! What other things will he hear and learn years down the road. Not counting the stuff his dad exposes him to (e.g. Nyan Cat-special thanks to Omar, Quagmire's giggity, giggity and the fart sounds). Makes me want to reconsider putting them in their own bubbles to keep them as innocent as they are now.
Oh (cute) Crap #2:
Kieran is exactly one month old today. He weighed in at 10 lbs, 13 oz and measured 22". Two pounds gained in a month..."Oh crap, am I overfeeding him?" Am I misreading the hungry cues? But he was acting hungry? Sean's such a picky eater (even when he was still on the bottle), we have been pleasantly surprised at how Kieran was feeding. Should I have been concerned? In my head, I kept asking questions like these. Good thing the doctor assured me he was a growing boy but still within normal range. 75th percentile on weight, height and head circumference. In short, perfect.
Oh Crap #3:
Boogers...for those with weak stomach, you can skip this part. I've been seeing something peeking from Kieran's nostril for the whole day. As doctors and books have been saying, don't go in there. We have been waiting for him to sneeze it out. Finally during his last feeding before going down for the night, he lets out a sneeze and this huge, green, slimy thing comes flying out. How could such a little thing been keeping that in his tiny nose? Oh the gross stuff of motherhood!
Kieran is exactly one month old today. He weighed in at 10 lbs, 13 oz and measured 22". Two pounds gained in a month..."Oh crap, am I overfeeding him?" Am I misreading the hungry cues? But he was acting hungry? Sean's such a picky eater (even when he was still on the bottle), we have been pleasantly surprised at how Kieran was feeding. Should I have been concerned? In my head, I kept asking questions like these. Good thing the doctor assured me he was a growing boy but still within normal range. 75th percentile on weight, height and head circumference. In short, perfect.
Oh Crap #3:
Boogers...for those with weak stomach, you can skip this part. I've been seeing something peeking from Kieran's nostril for the whole day. As doctors and books have been saying, don't go in there. We have been waiting for him to sneeze it out. Finally during his last feeding before going down for the night, he lets out a sneeze and this huge, green, slimy thing comes flying out. How could such a little thing been keeping that in his tiny nose? Oh the gross stuff of motherhood!
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